Greyson Watkins wants to adopt the turtleneck into his lifestyle, however he will most definitely and absolutely look like a douchey author. It has occurred to us that nowhere in the constitution does it state that any man has the rights to wear what he pleases, and I urge you, the public, into preventing a fashion disaster by preventing that bic boi from adopting the turtleneck.

I also implore the council to require Greyson to rather adopt the cardigan into his wardrobe. They are comfy and stylish and often even comfortable enough to sleep in. 

Help save the world. Help save Greyson. Save the Cheerleader, Save the World.

Thank you for listening.

- The Rest of Game Attack