"As a loyal patron, the Varsity Bar in Perth used to be my culinary Graceland, a destination that made my heart sing 'Viva Varsity Bar!' But alas, it has become a 'Heartbreak Hotel' since the Presley Burger disappeared from the menu. After cruising across the east coast, the absence of the Presley Burger no longer gives me a 'Suspicious Mind' to return to my beloved Perth.

To the owners, managers, and chefs of Varsity Bar, here we stand, caught 'in a trap', longing for the unique and delightful tang of the Presley Burger, which was enjoyed by many patrons like myself.

You made us 'fall in love', and all we are asking is to 'don't be cruel', do not let it be a simple case of 'now or never.' Not only was the Presley Burger a homage to the King of Rock 'n' Roll, but it also made Varsity Bar a standout in Perth's culinary scene.

This is our 'Love Me Tender' plea, let's bring the Elvis-inspired Presley Burger back to Varsity Bar, give us a reason to say 'It's Now or Never' and save our trips across the Nullarbor.

We can't help 'falling in love' with the Presley Burger. Add your signature and let's 'shake up' Varsity Bar to bring back the burger that's caught in a 'burning love'."