Okay so basically

What if we send Queen Elizabeth to space (not against her will of course, that's called kidnapping and very frowned upon in most societies). Sign this petition so that she will see it and hopefully agree to do it. 

What she will achieve:

Oldest person in space

First reigning monarch in space

Oldest reigning monarch in space 

What we will achieve: 

More meme material

Satisfaction

Bragging rights to say that we sent Queen Elizabeth to space

Let's send her to the moon, guys, gals, and non-binary pals.