Good day and salutations my fellow denizens of Etheirys and most respected developers of FFXIV.

 I write to you today on the behalf of myself and fellow exotic wildlife enthusiasts to make a most humble request. We would like.... A snurble minion.

Why would we desire a snurble minion you may ask? Is it because they're adorable and cuddly? No! Or at least, not that alone. To be honest, while these creatures are fluffy little puff balls, they also have the most disturbing of gazes, as though you are gazing into the abyss, and the abyss is staring back at you through the snurble's eyes.

We request snurble minions for the following reasons:
 

1) They are truly disturbing and so ugly that they actually circle back around to being pretty dang cute.
 
2) Because by now, someone would have probably tried to domesticate one as some sort of purse dog like pet.  Like my character for example.

3) Someone else believed in this cause 9 years ago, and we still believe in it now!!  https://chng.it/SmzLHJkqYL

And MOST importantly
 
4) We, the assembled members of the Save the Snurble foundation, wish to SAVE the snurbles from the despicable clutches of the Hair Club for Hyur, who just need to finally come to terms with their baldness.
 
Now, you may be saying.... But aren't snurbles voidsent?
 
Perhaps.... BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST WHAT THE HAIR CLUB FOR HYUR WANT YOU TO THINK!
 
We the members of the Save the Snurble foundation believe that this is vile propaganda to allow the hunt for innocent snurbles to continue. As such, we feel by introducing a snurble minion into the game, you will not only be allowing us access to a 'so ugly its cute' minion...
 
But you will also allow us to say to the Hair Club for Hyur, NO MORE!!! GET YOUR STUPID HAIR TREATMENTS ELSEWHERE!