All Orgasms Matter! Help Us Save Them!
The Issue
We find ourselves in the midst of a dire crisis that threatens one of humanity's greatest joys: orgasms. Yes, you read that correctly. Our divine moments of bliss are under threat, and action must be taken immediately! We, the undersigned, call on all lovers, partners, and self-pleasure enthusiasts, to make a stand against the global epidemic of unsatisfying love lives. It's time for us to Save The Orgasms from extinction!
Orgasms, the pinnacle of sexual pleasure and a fundamental component of human health and happiness, are under threat. Lack-luster love-making, and inadequate education about sexual health and satisfaction are leading to a critical decline in the quality and frequency of orgasms worldwide. This is an unseen pandemic we cannot afford to ignore!
Research shows that only 65% of women regularly experience orgasms during sexual activity, while men experience them at a rate of 95%. This disparity is unacceptable and highlights the need for action to Save The Orgasms.
Why should we care about preserving orgasms? Orgasms are not only a source of intense pleasure but also a vital component of human well-being. They release endorphins, reduce stress, promote intimacy, and have numerous health benefits. Simply put, they make the world a better place!
So, what is causing this catastrophic decline in orgasms? It's a multi-faceted issue that demands urgent attention. From the rise of workaholism, to the ever-increasing distractions of technology, to aftereffects of Covid, our ability to indulge in earth-shattering releases of ecstasy is being severely compromised.
The time for action is now! We propose the following measures to safeguard orgasms and secure their future for generations to come:
- Insurance Coverage for Intimacy Issues: Many people struggle with sexual related issues that can be addressed thru therapy. We insist that all health insurance companies acknowledge sex therapy as a vital part of health care. After all, sexual wellness isn't an optional extra; it's a critical component of our overall health!
- International Orgasm Equality Day: A day of celebrating our right to pleasure. A day to acknowledge the orgasm gap and raise awareness about the importance of mutual satisfaction in intimate relationships.
- Investment In Intimacy Innovations: It's time to spur innovation in sexual health and pleasure. From state-of-the-art toys and products to clever intimacy-enhancing apps, let's endorse ventures that promise to breathe new life into our orgasms!
- Department Of Pleasure: Create a government department dedicated to researching, promoting, and preserving orgasms. It'll be staffed with pleasure professionals, orgasm enthusiasts, and certified pleasureologists (yes we made that up).
- Establish "Orgasm Sanctuaries and Support Groups": Setup in every city, complete with comfy beds, soft music, and expert volunteers. Individuals can come together to share techniques, stories, and posibly high-fives lol. Everyone deserves a safe space to explore pleasure!
- Mandate "Orgasmic Time Off": Policies in workplaces, granting employees regular breaks for self-care and satisfaction. Productivity will soar with smiles on everyone's faces!
- Introduce an "Orgasm Tax Break": A tax deduction for actively working towards saving their orgasms.
- Climax Crew: We'll create a team of highly trained professionals, known as the Climax Crew, to educate and assist those in need. These passionate individuals will travel the globe, spreading awareness and lending a helping hand (or two) to those struggling to meet their orgasmic potential.
- Orgasm Survival Kits: In a world teetering on the brink of orgasmic extinction, we must be prepared. We'll develop Orgasm Survival Kits filled with essentials like pleasure oils, massage candles, and an emergency supply of batteries & chargers. With these kits by our side, we'll be ready to face any orgasmic emergency!
- End The Big "O" Stigma: Let's smash the stifling silence surrounding sex and orgasms. By fostering open, shame-free discussions, we can pave the way for deeper understanding and enhanced pleasure in our intimate relationships.
Furthermore, we call on governments around the world to recognize the importance of sexual pleasure as a fundamental human right. Laws should be put in place that protect individuals from discrimination based on their sexuality or gender identity.
By signing this petition, we call on decision-makers, educators, healthcare providers, and individuals alike to take meaningful action to close the orgasm gap. It is time to create a society where everyone, regardless of their gender or identity, can experience sexual pleasure and satisfaction without judgement, shame, or inequality.
Let's unite to achieve sexual equality, dismantling barriers and fostering a culture of understanding, respect, and pleasure for all.
Learn some facts about orgasms here!
Donate to our GoFundMe to help us SAVE ORGASMS gofundme.com/preserving-pleasure
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The Issue
We find ourselves in the midst of a dire crisis that threatens one of humanity's greatest joys: orgasms. Yes, you read that correctly. Our divine moments of bliss are under threat, and action must be taken immediately! We, the undersigned, call on all lovers, partners, and self-pleasure enthusiasts, to make a stand against the global epidemic of unsatisfying love lives. It's time for us to Save The Orgasms from extinction!
Orgasms, the pinnacle of sexual pleasure and a fundamental component of human health and happiness, are under threat. Lack-luster love-making, and inadequate education about sexual health and satisfaction are leading to a critical decline in the quality and frequency of orgasms worldwide. This is an unseen pandemic we cannot afford to ignore!
Research shows that only 65% of women regularly experience orgasms during sexual activity, while men experience them at a rate of 95%. This disparity is unacceptable and highlights the need for action to Save The Orgasms.
Why should we care about preserving orgasms? Orgasms are not only a source of intense pleasure but also a vital component of human well-being. They release endorphins, reduce stress, promote intimacy, and have numerous health benefits. Simply put, they make the world a better place!
So, what is causing this catastrophic decline in orgasms? It's a multi-faceted issue that demands urgent attention. From the rise of workaholism, to the ever-increasing distractions of technology, to aftereffects of Covid, our ability to indulge in earth-shattering releases of ecstasy is being severely compromised.
The time for action is now! We propose the following measures to safeguard orgasms and secure their future for generations to come:
- Insurance Coverage for Intimacy Issues: Many people struggle with sexual related issues that can be addressed thru therapy. We insist that all health insurance companies acknowledge sex therapy as a vital part of health care. After all, sexual wellness isn't an optional extra; it's a critical component of our overall health!
- International Orgasm Equality Day: A day of celebrating our right to pleasure. A day to acknowledge the orgasm gap and raise awareness about the importance of mutual satisfaction in intimate relationships.
- Investment In Intimacy Innovations: It's time to spur innovation in sexual health and pleasure. From state-of-the-art toys and products to clever intimacy-enhancing apps, let's endorse ventures that promise to breathe new life into our orgasms!
- Department Of Pleasure: Create a government department dedicated to researching, promoting, and preserving orgasms. It'll be staffed with pleasure professionals, orgasm enthusiasts, and certified pleasureologists (yes we made that up).
- Establish "Orgasm Sanctuaries and Support Groups": Setup in every city, complete with comfy beds, soft music, and expert volunteers. Individuals can come together to share techniques, stories, and posibly high-fives lol. Everyone deserves a safe space to explore pleasure!
- Mandate "Orgasmic Time Off": Policies in workplaces, granting employees regular breaks for self-care and satisfaction. Productivity will soar with smiles on everyone's faces!
- Introduce an "Orgasm Tax Break": A tax deduction for actively working towards saving their orgasms.
- Climax Crew: We'll create a team of highly trained professionals, known as the Climax Crew, to educate and assist those in need. These passionate individuals will travel the globe, spreading awareness and lending a helping hand (or two) to those struggling to meet their orgasmic potential.
- Orgasm Survival Kits: In a world teetering on the brink of orgasmic extinction, we must be prepared. We'll develop Orgasm Survival Kits filled with essentials like pleasure oils, massage candles, and an emergency supply of batteries & chargers. With these kits by our side, we'll be ready to face any orgasmic emergency!
- End The Big "O" Stigma: Let's smash the stifling silence surrounding sex and orgasms. By fostering open, shame-free discussions, we can pave the way for deeper understanding and enhanced pleasure in our intimate relationships.
Furthermore, we call on governments around the world to recognize the importance of sexual pleasure as a fundamental human right. Laws should be put in place that protect individuals from discrimination based on their sexuality or gender identity.
By signing this petition, we call on decision-makers, educators, healthcare providers, and individuals alike to take meaningful action to close the orgasm gap. It is time to create a society where everyone, regardless of their gender or identity, can experience sexual pleasure and satisfaction without judgement, shame, or inequality.
Let's unite to achieve sexual equality, dismantling barriers and fostering a culture of understanding, respect, and pleasure for all.
Learn some facts about orgasms here!
Donate to our GoFundMe to help us SAVE ORGASMS gofundme.com/preserving-pleasure
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Petition created on May 15, 2023