Make wetzelmation blink

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Shruggs Greatest started this petition to sakuria and

Wetzelmation has never once said he blinked which makes me assume the worst in that he has NEVER blinked. There is of course many,many health risks to not blinking (so many I can't even list it) so I think that getting wetzel to blink would not only be good for him but also his family and in turn America. Pls wetzel you need to blink to live!!!

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