Move your cereal bars to the snacks aisle


Move your cereal bars to the snacks aisle
The Issue
Sainsbury's currently stock their cereal bars in the cereal aisle, and I've had enough.
We all know that cereal bars are not actually cereals, only made FROM cereals. You wouldn't put jam in the fruit aisle, you wouldn't put crisps in the vegetable aisle, so why put cereal bars in the cereal aisle? Sainsbury's know full well that they're snacks, and it's time they faced up to their lies.
Imagine the conversation:
"Have you ever had a Nutri-Grain Strawberry?"
"Oh yeah, it's one of my favourite cereals."
People would think you're an idiot.
I spent 3 hours in the snacks aisle looking for cereal bars. Does that make me an idiot? I don't think so.
It's time we stood together to face up to these corporate lies. I've seen hundreds of people wasting valuable time searching in vain for cereal bars in the snacks aisle. If they were moved, there would be a tangible increase in the productivity of the population as a whole.
It's time for change. That time is now.
Also if we get 100,000 signatures this will be debated in the House of Commons.

The Issue
Sainsbury's currently stock their cereal bars in the cereal aisle, and I've had enough.
We all know that cereal bars are not actually cereals, only made FROM cereals. You wouldn't put jam in the fruit aisle, you wouldn't put crisps in the vegetable aisle, so why put cereal bars in the cereal aisle? Sainsbury's know full well that they're snacks, and it's time they faced up to their lies.
Imagine the conversation:
"Have you ever had a Nutri-Grain Strawberry?"
"Oh yeah, it's one of my favourite cereals."
People would think you're an idiot.
I spent 3 hours in the snacks aisle looking for cereal bars. Does that make me an idiot? I don't think so.
It's time we stood together to face up to these corporate lies. I've seen hundreds of people wasting valuable time searching in vain for cereal bars in the snacks aisle. If they were moved, there would be a tangible increase in the productivity of the population as a whole.
It's time for change. That time is now.
Also if we get 100,000 signatures this will be debated in the House of Commons.

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Petition created on 12 July 2015