My birthday is on September 6th(Thursday) and Russ is releasing his album "Zoo" on the following day. I want to actually enjoy my birthday weekend and celebrate it with friends before I head off to college.

But if Russ releases his stupid album, the mediocre lyrics to his album might be all over my twitter timeline, along with his fake deep tweets. His songs might be all over my friends' snapchat stories and (hopefully not) played at the bars and clubs I plan on going to. 

So hopefully if there's enough signatures and support, Russ will delay it. If he does that, I'd actually respect him and his fake deep tweets a little bit more. Please help me have a birthday miracle.