We all know that Terence from Angry Birds is the undisputed finest gentleman around. Terence’s power has not been brought to justice in the latest iteration of Angry Birds movies. By signing this petition, we can improve the world by both bringing Terence’s self-confidence up and increasing his power and exposing young children to the wonders of Terence. Terence could have carried the Angry Birds if he wanted to, but out of kindness, he let the other Angry Birds have more of the spotlight. Our proposed movie will feature numerous accounts of Terence’s great strength— inspiring awe in millions of children around the globe. Terence’s animation will be the best ever in a movie: every stunningly red hair on his beautiful body will be rendered individually, and the only allowable person to voice him is the one and only Samuel L. Jackson. Communities will be rejoicing at the release of the Terence movie; nights will be punctuated by pure jubilation and dancing in the streets. Research has shown that Terence could stop global warming by absorbing extra carbon dioxide, but he will only do it if this petition gets 100 votes. Terence has been known as one of the kindest people to ever exist: simply tell him your problems and he will offer his compassion and advice. Now, you have the power to give back to Terence.