Dear NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, and Bengals President Michael Brown,

As you know, the fateful events that took place on May 28, 2016, at the Cincinnati zoo at 4:00p.m. EDT, shook the U.S. to it's core. The life of our beloved Silverback Gorilla, Harambe (may he rest in peace) was terminated. Harambe may have lived his life as a zoo attraction, but he died to become a symbol of a generation. Efforts to memorialize our hero have been slow, and have not been tantamount to life he sacrificed. We urge you to immortalize our beloved Harambe by giving him a proper memorial. Change the name from the antiquated "Bengals" to the one true name!

The Cincinnati Silverbacks.

Not only will this boost product sales and attendance, but by infusing Harambe's spirit into your team, you are sure to prosper and make NFL history.

After all, when was that last time the Bengals won the Superbowl? Please consider doing the right thing. Please give our hero a proper memorial.