A young lad once rocked the most disgustingly dirty stash the greater Durban area had ever seen. It was the envy of every sick lad that was ever somebody. Women whispered fables that traveled through quivering lips. Corporations spoke of possible blue-chip investment opportunities. Alas the young lad, in a naïve state of panic took razor to skin and struck the legend from his lips. I truly believe the time has come for the legend to arise once more.