The country's in a bit of a mess ... there's one man for the job who can sort this out, yes, that's right, the eternal 'Bachelor Boy': Sir Cliff Richard. Michel Barnier won't be able to resist the crooner's charms, and so if Cliff were PM we might actually end up with a half-decent Brexit deal. In addition, Cliff is a figure who has proven he can unite the nation (number 1s in 6 different decades ... need I go on?) 

So let's replace the 'Devil Woman', with someone who really cares about the views of the 'Young Ones' - CLIFF4PM !!!!