Hoffmann Lane Parents,

Pictured above is Amanda Schumann. You probably recognize her. She's the principal at Hoffmann Lane Elementary.

Ms. Schumann has banned you from playing with your kids at recess. She's also banned you from celebrating their birthdays at school. This was her decision. It was entirely within her discretion.

Her purported justification is "safety." Apparently, Hoffmann Lane parents are a dangerous breed.

If you disagree with Ms. Schumann, please sign the petition. Help bring back a beloved Hoffmann Lane tradition, and send a strong message to school administrators: moms and dads make Hoffmann Lane a safer, better place.