

Replace Pablo Neruda statues with Groucho Marx statues
The Issue
Pablo Neruda is often celebrated for his poetry and is immortalized in statues around the world. However, his personal life tells a darker story. Neruda was an admitted rapist. He abandoned his disabled child, a heart-wrenching act that contradicts the admiration he receives. Additionally, his support of Stalin, one of history's most notorious dictators, further complicates his legacy.
On the other hand, we have Groucho Marx. Groucho, a legend of Hollywood's golden era, brought laughter and joy to countless audiences. His wit and wisdom have inspired many. Known for his role in the Marx Brothers' comedy films, Groucho was not just a comedian but a modern philosopher, leaving behind a legacy of thought-provoking humor. Importantly, there are no known skeletons in Groucho's closet.
By replacing Pablo Neruda's statues with those of Groucho Marx, we honor a more positive and uplifting legacy. This change isn't a mere replacement of art but a shift towards celebrating figures who represent kindness, intelligence, and morality. Groucho Marx's humor transcends time and has left an indelible mark on history that deserves recognition in public spaces.
Let us advocate for statues of individuals whose lives and work inspire joy and positive values. By doing so, we send a message about the kind of heroes we choose to commemorate and look up to.
Sign this petition to bring about a change that positively impacts our communities and aligns our monuments with values of integrity and decency.
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The Issue
Pablo Neruda is often celebrated for his poetry and is immortalized in statues around the world. However, his personal life tells a darker story. Neruda was an admitted rapist. He abandoned his disabled child, a heart-wrenching act that contradicts the admiration he receives. Additionally, his support of Stalin, one of history's most notorious dictators, further complicates his legacy.
On the other hand, we have Groucho Marx. Groucho, a legend of Hollywood's golden era, brought laughter and joy to countless audiences. His wit and wisdom have inspired many. Known for his role in the Marx Brothers' comedy films, Groucho was not just a comedian but a modern philosopher, leaving behind a legacy of thought-provoking humor. Importantly, there are no known skeletons in Groucho's closet.
By replacing Pablo Neruda's statues with those of Groucho Marx, we honor a more positive and uplifting legacy. This change isn't a mere replacement of art but a shift towards celebrating figures who represent kindness, intelligence, and morality. Groucho Marx's humor transcends time and has left an indelible mark on history that deserves recognition in public spaces.
Let us advocate for statues of individuals whose lives and work inspire joy and positive values. By doing so, we send a message about the kind of heroes we choose to commemorate and look up to.
Sign this petition to bring about a change that positively impacts our communities and aligns our monuments with values of integrity and decency.
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Petition created on June 24, 2026