

Rename the planet Neptune to Joe
The Issue
say “Neptune” out loud… it has no ring to it. It’s boring and what’s the point. I think “Joe” is so much better, wouldn’t you agree 👀
Sooo uhh sign my petition please so when future humanity is exploring the cosmos. Joe will always be here.

Joe …Petition Starter
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The Issue
say “Neptune” out loud… it has no ring to it. It’s boring and what’s the point. I think “Joe” is so much better, wouldn’t you agree 👀
Sooo uhh sign my petition please so when future humanity is exploring the cosmos. Joe will always be here.

Joe …Petition Starter
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Petition created on 25 August 2026