A porcupine is basically a rabbit that can stab you with pointy quills. In other words, a stab rabbit. “Stabbit” is a combination of both ‘stab’ and ‘rabbit,’ making it a very clear and concise name that accurately describes what a porcupine is. On the other hand, porcupine makes absolutely no sense. It’s a weird word with a weird spelling.

However, the atrocities don't end there. Upon further research, I have found that several other animals require renaming as well, for their current names fail to accurate describe what they are. I propose that we additionally change the names of the following animals:

White tigers - Danger zebras

Alligators - American murder logs

Skunks - Fart squirrels

Pigeons - Trash owls

We must end the use of these misleading and incorrect words today before everybody is using these nonsensical names. Sign now to end this injustice within our nomenclature (we should probably change nomenclature too) and save humanity.