The city of Portland has always been known for its vibrant culture and unique character. However, in recent times, the city has taken on a different aura. Its denizens seem to be transforming into entities that echo the eldritch horrors from the deepest realms. Their features are becoming unmistakably accursed and their behavior is reflecting a singular madness reminiscent of those loathsome denizens of Innsmouth.

This transformation is not only disturbing but also deeply personal to me and many others who have witnessed this change firsthand. We believe that this shift in our beloved city's identity warrants an official name change from Portland to Innsmouth.

The name 'Innsmouth' would better represent the current state of our city and its inhabitants. It would serve as an honest reflection of what we have become - a place where reality intertwines with elements straight out of H.P Lovecraft's works.

We understand that changing a city's name is no small feat. It involves altering historical records, maps, legal documents among other things. However, we believe it is necessary for us to embrace our new identity fully.

We urge you all - citizens who are witnessing these changes just like us - to sign this petition and support our cause for renaming Portland as Innsmouth. Let us acknowledge what we've become together by making it official with your signature today!