Rename Narwhals.

The Issue

Narwhal? Too boring. Here is what I propose. Balenounicornus. So much better! Better sounding, cooler, and just more creative.

Dashka KashkaPetition Starter

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Narwhal? Too boring. Here is what I propose. Balenounicornus. So much better! Better sounding, cooler, and just more creative.

Dashka KashkaPetition Starter

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Let’s get to 5 signatures!

Petitions with 1,000+ supporters are 5x more likely to win!

Petition created on March 12, 2025