US President Donald J. Trump announced plans on March 26, 2026 to add his signature to the one dollar bill. 

Trump will be the first sitting American president to have his signature appear on paper notes.

Given what we all know, and how tirelessly hard he has been illegally trying to hide the evidence, it’s only fair to rename any currency bearing his signature, image, likeness, or name, to the Pedollar.

Goodbye buck, goodbye greenback, goodbye clam, goodbye scratch, goodbye bill, goodbye smackeroo, goodbye cash, goodbye dollar… hello Pedollar.

Let’s make this happen!