Bin-mingham is usually a lovely place to live, but currently we’re wallowing in our own filth due to the ongoing bin strikes. 
In once delightful suburbs like Kings Heap, the bags are piling up, creating a disgusting restaurant/ soft play for the oversized rats. In the student quarters of Smelly Oak, the stench of the detritus permeates the closed windows of the 76 bus, asphyxiating innocent passengers. Meanwhile in the shitty centre the greedy bastard seagulls have invited all their mates from Lyme Regis for a chippy tea off the floor. 
The council now need to rename Birmingham ‘Bin-mingham’ immediately! (Or just pay the bin men properly)…