Erling Haaland is a serious problem. He shows up out of the blue, and consistently ruins the weekends of the hardworking people of this great nation. This issue, must be dealt with in order to protect the mental health of millions in our society. 

To put it shortly, if things don't change, it will only get worse. This guy is nine league goals away from equalling last seasons golden boot winner. This is "disrespectful to the establishment"- Rory Jennings 

 Now is the time to take action. It was all fun and games at the start, but it is now becoming a matter of national security, as he is inflicting severe mental health issues on us all, even if you don't know it yet.