Revert Apple Kiwi Relentless To Its Former Glory

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I OPENED MY CAN OF APPLE AND KIWI THIS MORNING AND TO MY HORROR IT WAS CHANGED, FOR THE WORSE. PLEASE REVERT APPLE AND KIWI BACK TO THE NON SWEETENER FLAVOURED TRASH. I WAS YOUR BIGGEST SUPPORTER AND HAVE ALWAYS DRUNK APPLE AND KIWI RELENTLESS BECAUSE I TAKE 'NO HALF MEASURES' SERIOUSLY. FUCK THE SUGAR TAX, I WOULD GLADLY PAY EXTRA TO HAVE MY DRINK BACK. PLEASE RELENTLESS, I HAVE HAD AT LEAST 3 A DAY FOR 9 YEARS AND CHANGING IT NOW IS BREAKING MY HEART, LITERALLY. I WILL DETAIL THE MAIN POINTS IN WHICH I FEEL YOU SHOULD REVERT THE DRINK:

  1. IT TASTES BAD NOW- BEFORE APPLE AND KIWI WAS SWEET BUT REFRESHING AND DIDN'T LEAVE A SWEETENER TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH. THE STORY ON TUESDAY THE THIRD OF JULY TWENTY-EIGHTEEN WAS A DIFFERENT TALE HOWEVER; I CRACKED OPEN MY APPLE AND KIWI AS I HAVE DONE FOR SO MANY YEARS NOW, AND WAS HORRIFIED BY THE TASTE OF FUCKING APPLEADE! NO KIWI JUST CHEAP SWEETENERS AND NO SUGAR TO AVOID LOSING A LITTLE MONEY.
  2. LOSING A LITTLE MONEY- DON'T RUIN MY EXISTENCE SO YOU CAN LINE THE POCKETS OF YOUR SHAREHOLDERS BECAUSE THE SUGAR TAX EXISTS. LOWER THE CONTENT OF SUGAR BY ALL MEANS, BUT DON'T CRAM IT FULL OF HORRIBLE TASTING SWEETENERS.
  3. IT LOOKS BAD- BRILLIANT BLUE (E133) LOOKED AMAZING AND I REGULARLY POUR MY DRINK INTO A CHALICE, NOW IT LOOKS LIKE GENERIC ENERGY DRINK COLOUR PLUS BILE. I MADE SURE THERE WASN'T AN ERROR AS I THOUGHT I GOT APPLEADE INSTEAD WITHIN MY CAN BUT SURE ENOUGH, THE COLOUR AND DRINK HAVE CHANGED FOR THE WORSE.
  4. SUPPORT- I AM COMPLETELY ADDICTED TO YOUR PRODUCT AND I WILL HOLD MY HANDS UP AND SAY THAT ISN'T GOOD, HOWEVER, I DIDN'T SEE MYSELF EVER STOPPING SUPPORT OF YOUR WONDERFUL FLAVOUR: UNTIL NOW. I CAN'T SEE MYSELF BUYING ANY OF THESE NEW ONES FROM SHOPS EVER AGAIN IF I'M HONEST AND WILL HAVE TO PURCHASE OLDER VARIETY CANS FROM THIRD PARTY SELLERS; KILLING ALL HOPES OF PROFIT ANYWAY.


Please help me- Tom



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