Release The Butthole Cut of Cats.


Release The Butthole Cut of Cats.
The Issue
We need to see this cut. It’s not right that it was taken from us. 400 shots of CGI buttholes was cut in the cats 2019 movie. Why cut it? It adds realism. It’s natural. Cats are supposed to have buttholes. The millions of people who took time out of their day, and spent their money going to see this movie deserve to see the cut. I am not demanding that this cut is released, I just think it’s unfair to the people that it wasn’t included in the movie. It’s also unfair to the people that spent their time including the shots in the first place. Again on realism, these are cats. Cats have buttholes. Why go through all the trouble of giving the cats realistic fur, whiskers, having the cast members go to cat school to move like a cat and realistic tail and ear movements, but not give them buttholes? There are SO many details in this movie. I’m clearly very passionate about it. The writing on the buildings, signs, bottles and the billboards.. The tail and ear movements in this movie is very accurate, and I like that they paid attention to it and included that in there. In one scene, Jennyanydots, encounters Macavity. He is a wanted criminal, and she sees his face on a wanted poster, so her ears fall back to the back of her head like an actual cat does to indicate that it’s scared. There are many more scenes like this. Like the scene in which Cassandra is walking towards bombalurina, with her tail swinging side to side in a lowered position, ears back, indicating aggressive body language. Bombalurina is with Macavity, and Macavity is a bad person. Cassandra doesn’t like anybody that is with Macavity. No cat does. That is why they all dislike Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, Griddlebone and Bombalurina. I really love this movie because of all of this. The details, the choreography, the music, and the accuracy. This movie has really taught me a lot about London, actually. Because I read up on it a lot, I now know things I didn’t know before such as the fog of London. I was never into history, but the movie made me want to read up on the history of London. I think this movie can be very educational. I think fans deserve to see this cut because it provides realism, it’s normal, natural and there was literally no reason to take it out. I don’t mean to offend anyone, I just want to state that If you’re going to make a movie about CGI cats, be prepared to add in some buttholes. There’s no shame in it. Everyone and everything has one. It’s a normal thing. I feel like the only reason it was cut was because of society making things weird and sexualizing stuff. Please release the cut. I believe we all have the right to see it. I believe time is very valuable. There were over 400 butthole shots in the cut. Editors spent their time putting that in there. It’s not fair to undo their work by taking it out. If you made it to the end, thank you for taking the time to read all of this. I really appreciate you hearing me out.

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The Issue
We need to see this cut. It’s not right that it was taken from us. 400 shots of CGI buttholes was cut in the cats 2019 movie. Why cut it? It adds realism. It’s natural. Cats are supposed to have buttholes. The millions of people who took time out of their day, and spent their money going to see this movie deserve to see the cut. I am not demanding that this cut is released, I just think it’s unfair to the people that it wasn’t included in the movie. It’s also unfair to the people that spent their time including the shots in the first place. Again on realism, these are cats. Cats have buttholes. Why go through all the trouble of giving the cats realistic fur, whiskers, having the cast members go to cat school to move like a cat and realistic tail and ear movements, but not give them buttholes? There are SO many details in this movie. I’m clearly very passionate about it. The writing on the buildings, signs, bottles and the billboards.. The tail and ear movements in this movie is very accurate, and I like that they paid attention to it and included that in there. In one scene, Jennyanydots, encounters Macavity. He is a wanted criminal, and she sees his face on a wanted poster, so her ears fall back to the back of her head like an actual cat does to indicate that it’s scared. There are many more scenes like this. Like the scene in which Cassandra is walking towards bombalurina, with her tail swinging side to side in a lowered position, ears back, indicating aggressive body language. Bombalurina is with Macavity, and Macavity is a bad person. Cassandra doesn’t like anybody that is with Macavity. No cat does. That is why they all dislike Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, Griddlebone and Bombalurina. I really love this movie because of all of this. The details, the choreography, the music, and the accuracy. This movie has really taught me a lot about London, actually. Because I read up on it a lot, I now know things I didn’t know before such as the fog of London. I was never into history, but the movie made me want to read up on the history of London. I think this movie can be very educational. I think fans deserve to see this cut because it provides realism, it’s normal, natural and there was literally no reason to take it out. I don’t mean to offend anyone, I just want to state that If you’re going to make a movie about CGI cats, be prepared to add in some buttholes. There’s no shame in it. Everyone and everything has one. It’s a normal thing. I feel like the only reason it was cut was because of society making things weird and sexualizing stuff. Please release the cut. I believe we all have the right to see it. I believe time is very valuable. There were over 400 butthole shots in the cut. Editors spent their time putting that in there. It’s not fair to undo their work by taking it out. If you made it to the end, thank you for taking the time to read all of this. I really appreciate you hearing me out.

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The Decision Makers
Petition created on March 18, 2020