Executive producers of Malcolm in the Middle: Linwood Boomer, Eric Kaplan, Matthew Carlson etc.

Your show has touched the hearts of millions, myself included, with the plights and adventures of the Wilkerson family. In your finest hour, you created a scene beloved by all who watched it. In season 2, episode 13, "New Neighbors", we all watched in starstruck wonder as the cadets of the Marlin Academy preformed their rendition of "Candyman".

A problem persists, however.

There is no evidence of a full version of this song.

Throughout youth and up to the present, many of us have searched high and low for this completed masterpiece, to no avail.

My request to you, dear producers, is to release this long buried track for all of the world to enjoy. If there is none then I ask you, on behalf of the many, to create a finished version and release it to the pleasure of millions of ears. We await your response.