Lalafells have become a nuisance in all parts of Eorzea, disrupting the social and economic balance of our beloved realm. As an avid player of Final Fantasy XIV, it's increasingly frustrating to see their overpopulation affecting our way of life. It's time for everyone to unite in their efforts and combine our resources to ensure this invasive species does not influence Eorzea anymore.

In recent years, the Lalafell population has surged dramatically, causing strain on the virtual resources and navigating the game environment has become increasingly challenging. Their presence is felt in every market, every city, and has even impacted the storyline experience for many adventurers.

This overpopulation has been particularly troublesome in densely populated areas where quests and everyday interactions become severely overcrowded with Lalafell characters, diminishing the immersive experience that so many players cherish. It's difficult to proceed without being overshadowed by a swarm of Lalafells, making the need for regulation urgent.

We propose implementing population control measures within the game. Solutions could include limiting Lalafell characters to certain parts of the map or instituting a curfew for all lalafells.  To ensure a safe and secure Eorzea, a no travel ban outside ARR content ( the least desirable exspansion) would limit the lalafell infection to three areas. We also suggest a no touching policy of the species due to anyone catching the well known virus "potato squits extremitus" or better known as PSE. With any defiant lalafells, we also would encourage them to be placed in a lalafell refugee camp outside of all populated areas. They are to be separated and interviewed about any possible knowledge of the rebel faction "Knee Highs ". We believe these measures are necessary for a stable environment from the " potatoes ".



Sign this petition to show your support for a cleansed Eorzea, where tall and intelligent races among characters enrich the experience for all players. Let's protect the way we enjoy Final Fantasy XIV and maintain its enchanting world for future adventurers.