Hi everyone it's Dylan and I'm 17 now.  For the past 2 years I have been the most wicked bloke on Reddit and entertained everyone with my ledge stories about minge and my best mate Callum.  You have all watched as Callum's parents got divorced, I got my first summer job, and my mum got her tosser bf Nigel to move in with her.  You saw me go on my first date and wear wicked adidas trainers and acid wash jeans from topshop.  You saw my wicked comebacks about boning your nan.  You watched me go to my nan's birthday party with Callum as my date.  You watched me try to sue this bloke at my school called Gerard for nicking my jacket.  You watched me grow from a boy to a mental ledge madman who smokes cigs behind the Tesco and even pulls girls, although admittedly they're usually slags.  

And what have you done?  You banned me.  I've been banned from all feminism subs, AITA, offmychest, AskMen, AskReddit, and more.  It's bloody mental.  I need to be unbanned from all these subs so i can continue entertaining reddit with my life story.