Have Khabib Nurmagomedov wear a bear suit and ride a unicycle at all future UFC events.


Have Khabib Nurmagomedov wear a bear suit and ride a unicycle at all future UFC events.
The Issue
I believe that, considering the man's history of dominating members of the Ursa genus, he should don a hyper-realistic bear costume and use his famous athleticism to pedal a unicyle to the octagon at the beginning of all future UFC events he participates in. Such a bizarre display of dominance will not only evoke passion and excitement from his supporters, but strike terror in the hearts of his opponents. He will of course be expected to remove the costume before the fight begins as per official UFC rules.
The Issue
I believe that, considering the man's history of dominating members of the Ursa genus, he should don a hyper-realistic bear costume and use his famous athleticism to pedal a unicyle to the octagon at the beginning of all future UFC events he participates in. Such a bizarre display of dominance will not only evoke passion and excitement from his supporters, but strike terror in the hearts of his opponents. He will of course be expected to remove the costume before the fight begins as per official UFC rules.
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Petition created on October 8, 2018