Sox Nation, the Red Sox face elimination this Thursday at the hands of those Bigots from New York City. Galan "Geb" Daukas should be forced into a sensory deprivation tank on Thursday, October 2nd, 2025 while sage is burned in order to ward off any and all affects of the GebbaCurse. "But Jay", you say, in your whiney little voice, "isn't that extreme? Shouldn't someone who has watched more than 60 games this season and has sat through entire seasons be allowed to watch his beloved Boston Red Sox." To this I ask, where was Geb during Game 1? At a networking event, far way from any viewing capabilities. Where was Geb during Game 2? At Yankee stadium. Do the math. Therefore, we must force Galan "Geb" Daukas into a sensory deprivation tank far from Yankee stadium during Game 3. The hopes and fate of a beleaguered city depends on it.