100% cotton PurpleEyesWTF shirts

The Issue

Hello PurpleEyes? Are you there? I'm here writing this to you to let you know I've been a very good boy this year. I haven't said any bad words, or made my dad angry at me once. I just wanted to ask you, if it wouldn't be much trouble, to sell your Tee shirts with 100% cotton materials. Polyester makes my nipples itch and it can be very uncomfortable. And I really want to be able to wear a shirt that has four different kinds of cheeses and six different kinds of meat. Also I would really really REALLY like one of those Cherry Red 8 speed bicycles. You know, like the one Jeffery has down the street. Oooh that Jeffery is always riding it around like he owns the place now. Anyway, thank you again PurpleEyes. I love you. Merry second Christmas.

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The Issue

Hello PurpleEyes? Are you there? I'm here writing this to you to let you know I've been a very good boy this year. I haven't said any bad words, or made my dad angry at me once. I just wanted to ask you, if it wouldn't be much trouble, to sell your Tee shirts with 100% cotton materials. Polyester makes my nipples itch and it can be very uncomfortable. And I really want to be able to wear a shirt that has four different kinds of cheeses and six different kinds of meat. Also I would really really REALLY like one of those Cherry Red 8 speed bicycles. You know, like the one Jeffery has down the street. Oooh that Jeffery is always riding it around like he owns the place now. Anyway, thank you again PurpleEyes. I love you. Merry second Christmas.

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Petition created on July 25, 2016