Add Cthulhu to Presidential Polling
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While Public Policy Polling (PPP) has shown they are open to polling beyond the two-party system by including candidates Deez Nutz and space rocks in their polling, we feel that PPP can do better by including the Great Cthulhu.
As described by American author and prophet, H.P. Lovecraft, Cthulhu is an alien deity who seeks to rule the earth once "the stars are right." The Cthulhu for America team feels that this year not only are the stars right for Cthulhu but that Americans are now #ReadyForCthulhu.
Cthulhu has been running for President of the United States of America quadrennially for decades under a platform dedicated to being the greatest evil against the two lesser options fielded by the Democratic and Republican parties.
Including Cthulhu in your polling results will show a more complete picture of the electorate that is not hamstrung by two sets of similar candidates.
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