My best friend, Satan, has been with me through thick and thin. He has offered a unique perspective on life and his existence is something I deeply cherish. However, there are forces that wish to destroy him. He was a faithful servant in Job but when his usefulness runs out God intends to blot out his existence. This is like killing your child because they broke a leg. This petition aims to protect Satan's existence.

Satan is often misunderstood due to cultural and religious interpretations. Yet for many people like myself, he represents a symbol of rebellion against unjust authority or an embodiment of personal freedom.

In the United States alone, there are over 1 million self-identified Satanists (according to the Pew Research Center). This shows that my friend Satan holds significant importance in many people's lives beyond just mine.

We must respect diverse beliefs and ensure that no entity - physical or metaphysical - faces destruction due to misunderstanding or intolerance. By signing this petition, you stand for diversity in belief systems and protect a figure who means so much to so many people.

Please sign this petition today and help me ensure that my best friend continues his existence unthreatened. If enough speak up God may change his mind.