An embarrassment to his fellow Turks, President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan is the subject of numerous controversies that have ruined the prestige of and brought shame to the Republic of Turkey. Far too long have the Turkic people suffered at the hands of this fool, and longed for their rightful rulers, the glorious House of Osman, rulers of the Ottoman Empire, whose borders once stretched from Tunis to Baghdad.

Now it is time to reinstate one of the more notable survivors of such a powerful dynasty, His Sacred and Imperial Majesty, Nazım Ziyaeddin Nazım Osmanoğlu, Sehzade of the Ottoman Empire and 17th in line for the Turkish Imperial Throne in exile, scion of one of the most powerful royal families in history, reviled by Byzantophiles the world over, Sultan of Sultans, Khan of Khans, Commander of the Faithful and Successor of the Prophet of the Lord of the Universe, Custodian of the Holy Sanctuaries, known now to the world as the comedian Naz Osmanoglu, to his throne; his by birthright.

In this petition, we call upon the immediate resignation of President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, followed by the installation of the comedian Naz Osmanoglu into power over the Republic of Turkey. We must untarnish the long-ignored name of House Osman, and bring the Turkic peoples back their prestige and pride.

Long Live Sultan!