“Africa” is a boring name for such a unique, vibrant area. Africa should be named after the greatest African of all time, Obama. Africa should be renamed to “Obamaland.” Africans shall be henceforce known as “Obamians.”

Obama, the lord of black people, deserves this honor. For he is the most magnificant african if them all. He destroyed all of his enemies, such as his imposter, Osama of the Bin Laden clan.

Lord Emperor Trump, I implore you to do the right thing, and change the name of Africa to “Obamaland.”