Everyone knows that the '90s were a far better time. Not just for millenials, but for America. Every article you read on Facebook is about what was cool twenty years ago and how much you miss it. Here's a list of cool things that '90s had:

• Aggro Crag
• Walkmen
• $236 billion government surplus
• Beanie Babies
• Trapper Keepers
• Butterfly Clips
• Spice Girls
• The Macarena
• Surge
• Scrunchies
• Slap Bracelets
• N*SYNC
• No ISIS
• Light Up Sneakers
• Frosted Tips
• The Magic School Bus
• GUTS and Global GUTS 
• Beverly Hills, 90210
• I was an only child
• Rugrats
• Saturday Morning Cartoons
• Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
• Skip-It
• Super Soakers
• Moon Shoes 
• Milky Pens  
• Pokemon 
• Tamagotchi
• Mr. Sketch Scented Markers
• My dog “Buddy” was alive
• Dunkaroos

The answer is clear. The U.S. Government must build a time machine and take us back to the '90s.

Please ONLY sign this petition if you are sincere and would actually get into a time machine which will of course use good science to transport us through time.