EAGLES FANS IT’S TIME TO COME TOGETHER AND HELP A BROTHER IN NEED!

MR. JASON GARRETT HAS GONE ABOVE AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY TO MAKE SURE OUR EAGLES EXCEL INTO THE PLAYOFFS YEAR AFTER YEAR AFTER YEAR!

WORD ON THE STREET IS THIS ICONS JOB IS IN DANGER!

JASON “8&8” GARRETT HAS DONE WELL BY US OVER THE YEARS EVER SINCE TAKING OVER THE HEAD FOOTBALL COACHING DUTIES OUT THERE IN OLE BIG D!

WITH THE HELP OF MR. JERRY “HCIC” JONES TOGETHER THEY HAVE MADE SURE THAT SEASON AFTER SEASON US BIRDS CAN SLEEP EASY KNOWING, JUST KNOWING THAT:

AMERICAS TEAM!

DEM BOYS!!

WE DEM BOYS!!!

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS!!!

WILL ALWAYS DO WHAT A HOWBOY DOES:

PLAN THE TEAM VACATION FOR THE PLAYOFFS!

MR. “8&8” JASON GARRETT SHOULD BE CONSIDERED AN AMERICAN ICON FOR BEING ONE OF THE BEST PLAY CALLERS IN HOWBOY HISTORY!

MAKING SURE IN CRITICAL DIVISION CLINCHING GAMES ZEEK ONLY GETS 13 CARRIES!

MAKING SURE MR. DAK PUTS ON HIS FAMOUS:

“I DON’T WANT TO SCORE TONITE COLOGNE”

AND HAVE HIM THROW THAT PIG SKIN 43 TIMES ON A BUM SHOULDER!

HE SINGLE HANDLY BROUGHT BACK A HALL OF FAME TE WHO IS 3 SEASONS BEYOND HIS PRIME!

HE’S 1-6 AGAINST TEAMS WITH A WINNING RECORD THIS SEASON!

 

WE WANT THIS MAN IN BIG D!

WE NEED THIS MAN IN BIG D!

IF IT AIN’T BROKE DON’T FIX IT!

JUST LOSE BABY!

FLY EAGLES FLY!!!