Bring back Monkey from PG tips

Bring back Monkey from PG tips

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Jake Davidson started this petition to UK Parliament and

I for one believe it is total horse sh*t that the monkey has been killed off by the butchers, the madmen, the all round evil people at PG tips.

Now if enough of us come together we can fight this injustice Monkey has received. 

Johnny Vegas will roll in his grave if he saw they way PG tips massacred his boy.

Please sign this, not just for me, not just for Monkey but for the sake of the children which will grow up without this beloved Monkey.

He was taken before his time...

Now the plan,

Plan 1

Much like any petition,  we will require support. Preferably support from a multi-millionaire/billionaire. Once we have the support of them, we will buy PG tips and force them to make tea under Monkey's ruling (just to be clear, we will make monkey CEO) .

Plan 2

Because the backing of a multi-million/billionaire is unlikely, we will need a back up plan. Now this plan will be a little messier. This is involves getting a large number of people to sign this, then we demand Monkey back on to our screens. If they don't accept our demands, its a tough ask but, we will need to boycott PG tips.

Now I get it. I like tea as much as the next brit but I'm not saying boycott tea just PG tips. Other teas are available like Tetley, Tyhoooooo or Yorkshire tea. 

Plan 3

Now if we don't get a multi-million/billionaire or a large number of backers then I'm afraid we will just have watch old ads on YouTube of Monkey and remember the  better days. A simpler time, a time of tea and most importantly, Monkey.

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