My name is Finnr Difrischia, on my way home from work i received the awful news in my car that my grandma was planning on destroying the beautiful carpet in my room and replacing it with white tile, only my room mind you, no where else.

She claims that there being a syrup stain in the corner is justification that carpet is just "inferior" and "gets dirty" fast, I Fear what she will think of the classic dilemma of sisyphus. Clearly she is not cut out for the boulder

By signing the petition you can help me help her make better decisions about our interior decorations