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Petition to Return the Mattress of the "Roommate back in Boulder"

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"Pull the sheets right off the corners of the mattress that you stole from your roommate back in Boulder" - The Chainsmokers

They say admitting it is the first step. Above, the Chainsmokers provide us with an open and honest admission of theft. A public declaration of wrongdoing. A shameless proclamation of illegal activity.

This cannot be allowed to continue.

Think about the sweet, innocent young woman back in Boulder, Colorado that has had her mattress mercilessly embezzled by a modern pop DJ duo. Now, she has likely been left with no option but to cry herself to sleep on the cold, hard ground all while suffering without the comfort of a soft, spring-filled cushion beneath her. Then, to addd insult to injury, said mattress was immortalized forever in the latest summer smash hit and played repeatedly over radio airwaves nationwide - as if this case of bed burglary was some kind of joke. 

Who knows for how long this has gone on for. For how long has this former roommate been forced to go night after long hard night without a warm bed to rest her weary body on? Today friends, this all comes to an end.

But I cannot do it without your help. 

Join the cause to stop the madness. With your signatures, not only will we get the mattress safely returned to its rightful owner, but also - with hard work and tireless dedication - the sheets pulled back around its corners. 



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