This petition will help us create an army to help the worms on a string furthur grow to world domination. They are currently in an ongoing war with the bird cult and while we do have the upper hand they would like to end it in as little blood shed as possible. This is more of a cult and less of a religion I would like noted. To join you must give up your liver. And to ascend to higher ranks you will need to give up other small organs such as an appendix, pancreas, and one kidney. Another thing I would like noted; the worms have made huge scientific discoveries and are working on a cure for cancer. Diabetes has already been solved and the cure for cancer is very close. Please consider joining so we can make the world better