Let's get to 1000 signatures.

The environment is very important to Fayette Countians. Especially the Children. I mean, if you come here half the children act like animals. So nature is really meaningful to them. So, It really only makes sense to subside some of the FCPS budgets to go for biodegradable chairs and Tungsten Doors. 

Currently, my school uses plastic chairs and clunky metal door handles. Let's start off with chairs. If you ask any student in the Fayette County region if they think the gray plastic chairs are comfortable, they will say no. And if they say yes, they are not quirky and are lying. (Remember lots of the kids act like animals.) To change the chairs to something more eco-efficient, there are two options. One, FCPS can develop their own chair of dirt and moss, OR we could invest in Alki chair. Which are made of potatoes and corn. But, it has already been developed. Now, I don't know how much weight a chair full of chunks of feces and leaves can hold up, but with skyrocketing obesity rates, The chair might break. But who cares. If your chair breaks, that should be a dead-done clear sign to lose some of that fat. Price is also a concern, But students should be an investment. So, a couple of thousand bucks per chair isn't too bad.

What about doors though? Well, I think fresh-cut tungsten doors would greatly replace our old creaky wooden doors. I mean, think about school shootings! If you can find a gun that can shoot through a thick, deep layer of tungsten I will genuinely jump from the Big Blue Building. But that shouldn't be a concern. I'm going to apply some concepts from our last paragraph to this one as well. Tungsten ain't cheap, but then again, who said safety was cheap? Thats right. Nobody. Anyways, these doors might weigh thousands of pounds, But with childhood obesity rates climbing, it will be a good, free workout to open a door.

I hope I am able to convince you to sign this petition for Reinforced doors, and eco chairs. Thank you so much, 

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