petition for the whole world to crack, aliens, poop and explode all at once

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The Issue

this petition is so we should all do what the title says. I think it will cure the world and make the world, peace and stuff. please sign it. ok I love you. I added a picture of a beef strudel in case anyone felt unsure about this. 

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Petition created on July 20, 2026