Petition for Speedy Gelatin to add @Inanimate Insanity Enjoyer role to his discord server!

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The Issue

I was casually scrolling on discord, but then all of a sudden I realised... There isn't an Inanimate Insanity inspired role on Speedy Gelatin's discord server... I was distraught. This has impacted MILLIONS of lives (about 17 exactly). If this is changed, it will make a great impact on the world, but if this doesn't change... There will be a sequel to the great depression, we should act NOW or you may not see your family ever again... That wasn't a joke, we will kidnap your family if you don't sign this and we'll kill your dog. That's how much we care about human rights- I mean the Inanimate Insanity role to be added to the discord server, think about it, there are only positives. If you sign, that's literally one less family kidnapped, how about this at the end of the year, we'll take the total number of signs and multiply that by 0, then we will give that amount of money to the homeless! Seems pretty coolioish and pretty rad, don't you think? I personnaly would not sleep, because of the fact that I didn't sign this petition that has a great cause, You will be on the naughty list after not signing this, we will hire a hitman to make sure you sign this petition! And also a wolf will show up in front of your house and dox you, you do not wanna be doxxed. If you do not sign this your parents probably don't love, not that that matters, because we will be kidnapping them anyways. Why is it called kidnapping even if you kidnap an adult, adultnapping? If you're wondering, no I won't stop rambling about signing this petition, do you think you can stop me from yapping, nuh uh think again! Anyways time to shut up for now.

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