President Obama presided over the longest continuous run of economic growth in history as he fought to recover America from the Global Financial Crisis. 

Previously impossible goals, such as marriage equality & a path to citizenship - albeit limited in scope, were achieved on Obama's watch.

Perhaps more importantly, while Obama was president there was no corruption, no insider trading, no bribes paid to the president & no army of masked thugs murdering US citizens in the streets & trying to ethnically cleanse America.

Any new ballroom built on White House grounds must be named for the most successful president of the modern era.

Accordingly, for these reasons Congress is hereby petitioned to name the soon-to-be-available ballroom 'The Barack Hussein Obama Ballroom for Presidential Excellence' in perpetuity.

Future petitions will be submitted for the naming of the Joseph Biden Presidential Arch, the James Comey White House Helipad & the Donald J. Trump Memorial Public Toilets.