PETA is erecting a statue in Maine as a weak memorial to fallen lobster soldiers and crustacean brethren, but it's only some lame 5 foot tombstone with an epitaph written by someone's 3 year old niece. I petition that there needs to be a large scale statue erected to celebrate our perished Nephropidaean brothers and sisters which depicts the famed battle between Mecha Lobster and Cthulhu. Make it happen!

More information about PETA's current, mundane plans:

https://katc.com/news/2018/08/30/peta-calls-for-5-foot-memorial-to-lobsters-that-died-in-car-crash/