This is a serious petition. If at any point you think this petition is not, or you see celebrity appearances it is purely coincidental. Maine is a wishy washy place. In the winter time it's an ornery beast that is either wet and rainy or snowy and dry and just generally awful year round except for like three days in the summer time. Or, it can be the most gorgeous place you've ever had the pleasure of experiencing, like in those three summer days. Days to bring you back to your youth, a childhood that was robbed of you when you were born in Maine to awful beaches, cold summers, foggy days that should not be foggy, and extremely warm December days. Immediately after those days are over you are again subjected to the harsh cruel weather that is native to Denmark and the rest of Scandinavia please share.

Essentially Maine does not belong in the US. Maine's a poser and should be auctioned off to the highest bidder, probably Denmark in Scandinavia because in all honesty we have more in common with their weather and rules and regulations than the rest of America combined. South America included. There needs to be an auction held in Scandinavia to only Scandinavian governors or the King of Sweden that would be pretty rad if King Carl bought Maine please share. and heroine could be reduced because Denmarkians do not have heroine in Europe it comes from south hamsterica

If this change gets a small loan of a million shares we could make this a reality and improve the lives of the tens of hundreds of people living in Maine. And remove the tumor/eyesore/nuisance that is Maine from America. It should be a law everywhere, not just in Denmark that restaurants cannot charge you until you deem yourself as full. It is also illegal to start your car if somebody is underneath it. You could asphyxiate them with a high concentration of carbon monoxide fumes and that would be bad probably also improve our restaurants and car related deaths pls donald wump