Can’t store left overs because you can’t find any of your Tupperware? Where did your Tupperware all go? If your kid is storing a bomb shelter’s supply worth of slime and using your Tupperware, it’s got to end. Elmer’s glue factory is raking in on the craze of making home made slime. What has Elmer’s glue ever done for you as an adult? That’s right, nothing. Is Elmer’s glue offering a solution to your missing Tupperware? No. Is slime taking over your house? Does your kid ask to go to michael’s all the time to get more foam shit? We need regulation and we need it now. Ban slime 2018.