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Put H3H3 in Payday 2

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On April 1st, 2017, Overkill Software made the single best April Fool's joke since the revival of Homestar Runner. While we all understood that it was only a joke, the entirety of Payday 2 and H3H3 fans alike were left wishing that it wasn't a joke, but rather a genuine update.

Of course, I am talking about the inclusion of Ethan Klein in the popular 4-person coop shooter, Payday 2. What could have been the best update since the Hoxton Breakout has been reduced to nothing more than a joke, something to be forgotten in a week's time. I propose that instead of having the joke die here, on April Fool's day, that we make our dreams a reality.

There are plenty of reasons why it would benefit both Overkill Software and H3H3.


THE MONEY IS THERE: I don't think there is a single person who would not buy this DLC. Especially with the sudden lack of companies supporting YouTube with their sponsorships, this would give Ethan enough money to keep the channel afloat. Of course, this would also get Overkill plenty of money from hardcore H3H3 fans, as they would not only get the DLC from H3H3 fans who simply want the DLC, but also fans who are buying the entirety of the game purely for the H3H3 DLC. It is a win-win-win scenario.

IT'LL RAKE IN A BUNCH OF POSITIVE REVIEWS ON THE PAYDAY 2 STEAM PAGE: With Payday 2's large influx of DLC, fans are becoming to feel as if there are too many DLCs and that Overkill is raking the franchise for all it is worth. What the fans will truly love, however, is a DLC with H3H3 in it. With the inclusion of H3H3's face on anything, the ratings will rise like a balloon on steroids. 

IT'LL BE FUNNY: In the end, isn't this what life is all about? Making people laugh and entertaining them with a genuinely great product? I don't know about you, but I certainly think so, and I certainly think this would be a genuinely great product that even Jesus Christ himself would purchase if he was able to. 

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