Hello all, and thank you again for your support.

We are hoping to get a playlist very soon, but we really need to reach 100 signatures. It’s unthinkable to present our dad with a substandard petition. Imagine you’re a dad coming up in a tough area. Never caught a break in your life. And then your crowd of disappointing children present you with a petition with only 70 something signatures. It’s nothing to sniff at, but an underwhelming show of solidarity for sure.

Keep in mind, as the weather gets warmer you’ll need to impress your friends on a boat or on the beach somewhere, or even on a road trip. You’ll need to perfect playlist to get everyone “vibing” as the kids might say.

A few ideas to pump up those numbers:
Make your own parents sign (they’d probably love it too)
Make up emails for your pets and forge their signature*
Go somewhere with protests and get people to sign. People will sign anything if they’re mad enough.

*I’d like to point out that it’s perfectly ethical to forge your pets’ signatures since they will also benefit from the playlist.

We really appreciate your support, but in these tough times it just isn’t enough.

Remember, stay six feet away from us at all times and be safe out there.