Problem
Zump is a filthy lizard person. Moreover, he is trying to sleep with my wife!

Solution
Kick Zump out of our town!

Personal story
I am Gary Milkins, husband to my beloved Marghareta and soon to be father for the very first time.

That Zump fella went to college with my wife, during which they dated for several weeks. He mistreated her, but she became obsessed. Now Zump is back to win her over once more. We cannot let this happen!