HEAR YE HEAR YE: Hidden Valley is looking for two duos to go abroad and put Ranch on European foods, all while filming and posting it all online. Who would make a better first duo than us!?!?! 

Here are seven reasons why we should be the next Ranch-bassadors:

1. We love Ranch (DUHHHH) 🥗
2. We need a new food item associated with us 🚫🎃
3. We look good in green (Like the Ranch merch!) 💚
4. We don't have summer internships 💔
5. We love to giggle, have fun, and spread joy/whimsy 💙
6. We already film and post EVERYTHING 🎥
7. We would make everyone feel like they're in Europe with us 🫂

Soooo the ball is in Hidden Valley's court. Keep a special eye out for our application on March 31st.

Until thennn, sign this petition and follow along with us on TikTok (@johnspinaa) (@spoward) for updates on our journey to becoming Ranch-bassadors!!